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Wednesday, December 07, 2005

The Personnel Rooster! The perfect gift for the executive on your list!

The Personnel Rooster. This proud blue red Dutch bantam rooster handles all your recruitment, maintains employee files, allots vacation and holiday time and explains complex health-care benefits with simple-to-understand clucks. Crows on the billable hour. $69.95 from the Sharper Image.

Also available: the Standard Operating Procedures Manuel.



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3 Comments:

At Fri Dec 09, 10:15:00 AM EST, Anonymous dennis said...

So, after a hard day updating the personnel rooster, Sheriff Buns pushes a buzzard to summon her assistant, then settles back behind her desk on which is a plaque stating 'The duck stops here.'

 
At Fri Dec 09, 12:17:00 PM EST, Blogger Sterling said...

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At Fri Dec 09, 12:19:00 PM EST, Blogger Sterling said...

As Buns looked up to see the doorknob tern and her major dodo thrush in, she was comforted by the pheasant expression on his face, though she knew it belied the egret he felt regarding her recent electoral loss. Although some believed she'd gone stark raven mad since the election, she knew she'd get out of this finch. Still, the whole affair was a bit hard to swallow.

 

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