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Wednesday, December 07, 2005

The Personnel Rooster! The perfect gift for the executive on your list!

The Personnel Rooster. This proud blue red Dutch bantam rooster handles all your recruitment, maintains employee files, allots vacation and holiday time and explains complex health-care benefits with simple-to-understand clucks. Crows on the billable hour. $69.95 from the Sharper Image.

Also available: the Standard Operating Procedures Manuel.



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1 Comments:

At Fri Dec 09, 10:15:00 AM EST, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, after a hard day updating the personnel rooster, Sheriff Buns pushes a buzzard to summon her assistant, then settles back behind her desk on which is a plaque stating 'The duck stops here.'

 

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